EW......ZOmbIEs FreAk Me OuT

So Zombies really freak me out. And im always worried that I am going to accidentaly kill someone because tehy are acting like a zombie (walking like a zombie sounding like a zombie). For example the other day i saw this guy walking and he was really walking like a zombie and my first thought was ahhhHhhhh dismemberment. There was a machete sitting on the front law. I could esially pick it up and chop off his head. Oops my misstake it's not a zombie just a man walking like a zombie "brother you just almost got killed." So now you see how easy that would be. And then what would i say to the police ooOOOpps I thought he was a fucking zombie. Ahh zombies. O and everyone should see Shaun Of the Dead. You may be asking your self why im advertising a zombie movie..... it's the best damn movie ever it is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. No it is the funniest movie i have seen or well maybe just lately.